Tough being Boss

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Business was terrible and not picking up.  I had to fire somebody,  and I narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. 

It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. 

Rather than flip a coin, I decided I would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. 

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.  She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. 

I approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off for now?" she says. "I feel like shit. If you can wait, I'll do you at lunchtime."

I had to let Jack go... 

*Tough being boss*.🤓

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