In a small American town, a man opens a store - selling trumpets and guns.
Not long after, his neighbor pays him a visit and asks....
"So how is your strange business going?"
"What do you mean strange ?" the store owner says ..
"Because you sell only trumpets and guns!" the neighbor says..
"So?" - the store owner asks ..
Neighbour : "Well, let me put it this way. What do you sell the most - trumpets or guns?"
Store Owner : "It evens itself out. Each time a customer buys a trumpet, one of his neighbours buys a gun."