Hilarious : SVB INVESTIGATION

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US Govt. in collaboration with Hindenburg experts has invited Mr Rahul Gandhi, Raghuram Rajan, Tejasvi Yadav, Akhilesh Yadav, Mahua Moitra, Sanjay Singh and only IITian Arvind Kejriwal to lead a high-level committee to advise US govt on the bailout of  Silicon Valley Bank which is recently crashed. This team of experts will be headed by world-only living Legend and economist Dr Subramanian Swamy Sir

Swami Sir will design the Investigation Methodology and checks and balance in SVB system

Shri Rahul Gandhi will provide a Road map for Implementation as he has Road experience

Raghuram Rajan will plot charts and will compare them with Hindu rate of Growth

Tejasvi Yadav will provide his family with expertise on how to generate cash from fodder and land

Akhilesh Yadav will provide his expertise in converting state funds into Hotels and how to bring Hollywood on a personal dance show

Mahua Moitra will provide her expertise on financial investigations from her Adani work and moves

Sanjay Singh will help in understanding how to sell in the black market

Arvind Kejriwal, from his IIT and IRS experience, will explain how to dig out a scam without any paper investigation and then how to sell one bottle free with another plus how to run Media

Once the team perform their respective task, Dr Subramanian Swamy Sir will organize the Tea Party and will declare himself as President of US

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