An elderly man rear-ends a guy driving an expensive European sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. He yells,
"Look what you did to my car! You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"
"Oh my…" says the old man nervously. "I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son. He trains dolphins and he'll know what to do."
"Dolphins!" the other driver smirks, rolling his eyes.
The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son, and just as his son answers, the furious man snatches the phone away from the old man.
"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh?" The angry man yells, "Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car and I want TEN GRAND right now, or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp!"
"I'll be there in 10 minutes", says the calm voice on the other end of the line.
Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulls up. A guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a mashed heap on the side of the road. He then walks over to his father and says,
"For the last time dad, I train Seals… Navy Seals, NOT dolphins!" 😂😜