*Festival Special Advisory*😇❤️
_Before you dig into Dhanteras, Choti Diwali, Diwali, Govardhan Pooja, Bhai Dooj, Chat Pooja festivities and eating starts, follow these dieter's 10 commandments:_
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1. _If you eat something and no one saw it – it has no calories._🙈
2. *When you eat with someone else, the calories don't count if they ate more.*🙊
3. _Tasting someone else's food doesn't count._🙉
4. *If people around us gain weight, we automatically become thinner.*🦉
5. _If your movie ticket comes with a free tub of popcorn, it doesn't count as food._🤫
6. *Every food you split into smaller pieces will contain less calories.*🙃
7. _Tasting food while preparing it is essential, and therefore – healthy._😇
8. *Foods with similar colors contain the same amount of calories. This is why it's fine to eat pistachio ice cream instead of spinach.*❤️
9. _Chocolate has a dedicated area in the stomach, which is why you should have it with every meal._🌹
10. *Frozen foods, such as ice cream, contain no calories. The reason is that a calorie is a measurement of heat units.*🫥
Now that I have shown you the light..... may your festivities ahead be a wonderful one!🙏😁
*SPECIAL MENTION*
*ALCOHOL HAS ZERO CALORIES IN DIWALI*
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