Humour in uniform ( one from Navy) An Admiral posted ashore used to be proud of his super white Naval uniform. His uniform used to be washed and pressed by a dhobhi ( a lady). This Admiral got a transfer as Fleet Cdr and had to undertake fair amount of sailing. He never trusted the ships dhobhi . He continued to use the services of the old dhobhi. She used to visit the ship at Anchorage and collect Admirals clothes. She was thus a known figure at the boat jetty. One day when she came to the jetty, there was no dock yard boat. The communication centre sent a message to the ship as follows "PSB ( please send boat) for Admirals Woman." 2 minutes later when the communication officer saw this, he realised the mistake . It should have been washerwoman. He sent another signal as follows. Refer to my last. "Insert "Washer" between Admiral and woman". 😄😄😄