*How Can You Recognise a Military Veteran...!?*
*He* is smartly dressed with shining shoes.
*He* will try to walk like a young fellow, though old by numbers.
*He* is young at heart and always romantic.
*He* will have a lot of stories to tell.
*He* has lot of knowledge to impart.
*He* has deep knowledge about liquor, whiskey & beer.
*He* tries to lead by example & cares for his Nation.
*He* comes to rapt attention when you play the National anthem.
*He* dislikes and distrusts people who don't drink.
*He* is trustworthy hence has a few girlfriends; still.
*He* gives a firm handshake.
*He* is conspicuous by being respectful to ladies.
*He* dislikes to be late.
*He* speaks time in four digits.
He is *Shit* Scared of His Wife...!!
*God Bless the Veterans*
*"_Happy Veterans Day 14 Jan 2024"_*