An Army RMO walks into his MI Room to find a poor jawan leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?" he asks his NA.
Sir, "He came in for cough syrup", the NA explains... "but unfortunately as we are out of stock, I gave him laxatives instead."
"What!" the horrified RMO exclaims, "you cannot treat a cough with laxatives!"
"Sure Sir you can", the NA declares, "look at him - he's way too scared to cough."
*And that's how Gentlemen .. the well known term "shit scared" was coined.*
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