Humorous Annual Confidential Reports

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A set of humorous Annual Confidential Reports on officers  giving us rib  tickling  view while actually wondering whether a modern boss  can get away by penning such exceptional ones:

1. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

2. He is a very quiet officer. He opens his mouth, only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

3. He is technically sound, but socially impossible.

4. Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has now started to dig.

5. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

6. The officer is tall and that is all !

7. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.

8. He has wisdom of the youth and energy of old age.

9. This officer should go far; and the sooner the better.

10. This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.                      

And the final :

A very pushing person - even pushes the door marked 'Pull' !!!!


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