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Title : Oye Chikne !!!!

"Oye Chikne 200 Rs de....dua karoongi Tu admiral banega" 😍😍😍😍😍
Peculiarity of a cantonment area is that the civilians living around too get use to the Fauji terms!! 
Along the boundary of Vizag Naval base area where Nofra and 104 area (sailors accommodation ), are located ; there are many civilian colonies in the vicinity. 

Over the years most of them have become aware about the Naval Ranks . 
Once while travelling for a meeting at one of the junctions near 104 area ; my official vehicle was stopped for traffic control since a VIP was to pass . 

So my vehicle had a longish halt while waiting for  the VIP entourage  to pass.
I , a newly minted SubLt was donned in 8As the awesome dashing whites of Navy . 
Wayback in late eighties these uniform was one of the greatest motivation for me to join Armed Forces .
I believed the Navy Whites made you look more handsome .
 That belief further strengthened day when the Eunuch at that junction mentioned "Oye Chikne"( hey handsome)😘😘😘😘😘
I was on cloud 9 ; chalo koi toh handsome bola .

 Next moment she mentioned ....200 Rs dede dua karoongi ki tu Admiral bane (Give me Rs 200; i will pray you become an Admiral) 😍😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣
I was shocked that even she knew the rank structures...of Navy . 
I told her Rs 200 in 1986 was like you are asking major portion of my salary 😂😂😂😂
She was gracious enough and settled for 50Rs . 

As i was about to pay , My driver who was a Naval sailor holding the rank of  Leading Seaman mentioned "Sir doh mat kuch bhi; mei ne diya tha . Mereko boli thi tu Chief Petty Officer banega ....mei Leading Seaman mei hi thank you ho gaya 😂😂😂🤣" 
I smiled and gave 10 Rs ;

 she calculated the rank for that donation and wished me luck

 .....i retd as LtCdr   😂😂😂😂😂

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