A Russian Jew was finally allowed to emigrate to Israel. At Moscow Airport, customs found a Lenin statue in his baggage and asked, "What is this?"
The man replied, *"What is this! Wrong question comrade. You should have asked, 'Who is he?' This is Comrade Lenin - who laid the foundations of Socialism and created the future and prosperity of the Russian People. I am taking it with me as a memory of our dear Hero."*
The Russian customs officer let him go without further inspection.
At Tel Aviv airport, the Israeli Customs Officer also asked him, "What is this?"
He replied, *"What is this? wrong question, Sir. You should be asking - Who is this? This is Lenin, the bastard, who caused me, a Jew, to leave Russia. I take this statue with me so, I can curse him every day."*
The Israeli customs officer, "I apologize sir, you are cleared to go."
Settling into his new house, he put the statue on a table, and to celebrate his immigration, he invited his friends and relatives for dinner.
One of his friends asked, "Who is this ?"
He replied, *"My dear friend, ''Who is this?'' is a wrong question. You should have asked, ''What is this?" This is ten kilograms of solid gold that I managed to bring with me without paying any customs duty and tax."*
*MORAL: Politics is when you can tell the same thing in different ways to fool different audience, and steal their money, and allow yourself to look good in every way.*
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