Wife leaves a note on the fridge: "I have made all attempts. It's not working. I can't take it anymore. I am going to stay at my Mom's place !!
Husband opens the fridge, checks the beer bottle. Feels it is cold. He takes a few big gulps from the bottle. Feels it is chilled. Then says to himself, "What the hell is she talking about???
Fridge is working fine!!"